Yes, it’s enough to make even the most loving children cringe.
In the lead-up to Father’s Day on September 6, we’re giving you the chance to make your dad’s day – and get you in the good books with two $100 vouchers up for grabs.
Thanks to Ag-Parts and Switched On Electronics, all you have to do is channel your inner ‘dad’ and come up with the best dad joke – or the worst.
Whether it’s pearls of wisdom like “don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something” or “why did the maths book look so sad? Because of all its problems” that have stuck with you, now is the time to showcase that perfect groan-inducing punchline.
To enter, comment on the Father’s Day Competition posts on the Riverine Herald Facebook page, email kristy.hayes@mmg.com.au or drop into the Riv office and tell us your best dad joke to be in the running.
The competition ends Friday, September 4. All entries will be published in the Riverine Herald.
The winner will be announced in the Riverine Herald on Monday, September 7, and via our Facebook page.
And remember, never tell an egg a joke unless you want it to crack up.
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